What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 02:32

Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What has been your best sexual experience?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.